[Game] Corrupt a Wish

You get poverty; but all of a sudden with the lottery making you a millionaire.

I wish for Nuclear Warfare.

Granted but it's a small one and it's used upon yourself only.

I wish for a romance partner who's serious. GG-

He got serious in cheating

I wish I would be king

you become king of dust

i wish... for my friends happiness.

They get so happy they have a heart attack.

I wish to die.

You die and spawns in Valhalla, to live once again forever.

I wish to have a t shirt on for once

granted, but it is invisible.

i wish for Larissa

Harassment Time

I wish to get more exp in quests

More experience is rewarded for quests, but since it's too easy to rank up, Xun worsened the rewards for the competition

I wish that dragons were real

The dragons exists, they fly around ur house and prepares to rek u with high-end dragon fire.

I wish to be able to write 1.000 words in one second

you can but all you write is not readable.

i wish for River and Larissa to be the ultimate couple. :P

They abandon you forever.

I wish to be NYANCAT

you do but you lose everything after a minute

i wish for... something precious.

You get a 1 ton diamond

I wish to marry the next one who posts.

You marry me but I end up leaving you and taking the money you won from the lottery, the kids, and the house.

I wish for my life span to increase.

You become immortal and always watch your family and friends die.

I wish for no wish.

for that to happen you still have to wish, but then your wish is no wish, but you can't have a no wish if you won't wish, so you have to wish for no wish, and so you wished for a no wish, but since you wished for a no wish, you can't wish, but then ...

I wish to be eaten by a titan.

You get eaten by a giant.

I wish to not make my wish.

you wish for love and obtain eternal happiness with your lover
i wish for a kitten. :3

The kitten traps u in a cave and eats lasagne all day

I wish to be faster than sound (not lightning, cuz too much speed m8)

you can but you get too dizzy and dive into the water, getting eaten by sharks

i wish for the world to notice me.

And the world never gave you rest

I wish for a billion bucks

The billion bucks turn into ducks.

I wish to give a Thunder Cookie to Guest

The thunder cookie returned to you and shocked you dead.

I wish for a million wishes.